tanoraqui:

y’all talk a big game about loving the Found Family trope, but have you ever personally burst into tears while watching 2000 Disney classic The Tigger Movie, in which Tigger realizes the existential horror and bone-aching loneliness of being “the only one” and starts desperately trying to contact other tiggers, building up his hopes only to have them crumble like like cheap honeycomb, but then he realizes that he already HAS a family right here with his friends in Hundred Acre Woods? huh? get on my level.

pissvortex:

bitches will sacrifice the band of the hawk and be like can’t help being a gemini

goldbutch:

daughters breathe and moms are like you’re ugly and everything you do is wrong

squirtle-daddy:

armchair-factotum:

darkvioletcloud:

amandabel1man:

regularlesbian:

toastpotent:

pukicho:

mymindsecho:

lizq-vs-the-kitkatuprising:

im-a-tnuc:

I don’t know why, but I think some Americans don’t realise how big the UK is….

American Customer: you’re English right? Do you know the bookshop between Wales and Bristol that has lots of books in?

Me in my head: yeah mate, I know that one. Classic. Love to pop down there on a cheeky break between work. What a wanker…

the continuous 48 states are is almost 39x the size of the isle of great britan

that’s your answer

For reference:

That’s JUST Texas.

When will the UK learn that they are puny little ants in which to be crushed???

where’s that post where the british person was like “oh yeah i only get to see my dad 2-3 times a year because he lives so far away :/” and a person asked “oh no how far away is he?” and the british person said “75 minutes”

op it literally takes about 20 minutes to get to wales from bristol, op that’s a reasonable question do you understand geography

leave europe alone you fucking colonizers

It takes my mom an hour to drive to work. Sometimes more. Europeans are cowards.

“Leave Europe alone you fucking colonizers” Should we tell them?

Oh my god? Lmao

in-redperil:

electra-descending:

tilthat:

TIL During Cleopatra’s reign, she would soak the sails of her ships in perfume so the scent would drift to Rome before her arrival

via reddit.com

Ultra High Femme move.

Originally posted by healthyhappysexywealthy

riotpunch:

hank hill drinks respect women juice

ramenuzumaki:

Masashi Kishimoto, creator of Naruto-series, turned 44.

Happy birthday, Kishi! 11/8 🎉🎂🎉